Conquistador Inc & Virgin Whores @Head Hunters 09/24

Last night, despite how crappy I was feeling, I braved my body aches and soreness to go catch Conquistador Inc at Head Hunters. I have seen these guys about 3 times now and every time I find myself cracking up during their set while listening to their songs because of their originality and find my hips a'hoppin to their beats.

Songs like "Put Your Mouth On It" and "Lisa Nowak" are defintiely some crowd favorites. "Lisa Nowak" is one of my favorites from the band that is written after the female astronaut that drove from Houston to Orlando with latex gloves, a black wig, ammunition, a hooded tan trench coat, a hammer, black gloves, rubber tubing, in Depends.
"Minor Rectal Bleeding" is another great song that has great bass lines and fun keyboard melodies and an audience participatory section that brushes up and tests your spelling abilities of the words minor rectal bleeding. (I nailed it every time, suckas!).

A.G (guitar/VOX), Frank (keyboard/VOX), Dave (bass/VOX), and Dylan (drums) all do us a favor in providing dance-y good ole rock and roll on any night at any venue about the subjects the band claims they only write what they know.

Conquistador Inc can be found on Facebook and at the dates below.

You've got to check them out and listen carefully when you are at their show. You are guaranteed to have a dancing good time and smirk every time they spell out M-I-N-O-R-R-E-C-T-A-L-B-L-E-E-D-I-N-G. 

They are worth a catch and are definitely being picked up at some really cool gigs around Austin.

Here are their next gig dates:
Tonight - Sept 25th @ Scoot Inn 9pm

Oct 8th @ Carousel Lounge

Nov 8th @ Hole in the Wall

Nov 20th @ Beauty Bar

Before Conquistador Inc, I got to catch the last few songs from the band straight out of Minneapolis, Minn - The Virgin Whores, who according to me, is total unfiltered punk. These guys had a small but healthy dancing crowd at Head Hunters. I was amazed at their ability to take one word, "Wasted", and use that one word throughout the whole song! It was a great song and made me feel like I should be drinking shots up on stage along with the singer, Johnny Soxxx.

At one point while I was chatting outside with the guys from Conquistador Inc, Soxxx came running out of Head Hunters with his wireless mic and sang to a street full of people on Red River while spitting 5 feet away. When you have a wireless mic, leopard skin tight pants, chains around your belt, and 10x bigger than me with a black banana w/spikes, and in a band called Virgin Whores - well, I respect you and applaud you for wearing those pants & singing to the Austin Red River crowd - you are brave, Mr. Soxxx.

Check these guys out if you get a chance and they are coming to a town near you. I bet you will dig them and want to get "Wasted" over and over again with these guys.I had fun popping my cherry with The Virgin Whores, even if I was outside looking in.

Throw Me The Statue w/The Brunettes & Nurses (Mohawk 09/11)

This post is a little late but I wanted to cover this show anyway since I was given a pair of free tickets from Austin Town Hall. 

First up on stage at the Mohawk were the Nurses.  Now these guys are ridiculously good and I was super impressed with their sound and HUGE audience they had for being the openers of the opening band, The Brunettes.

the Nurses - Aaron Chapman, John Bowers, and James Mitchell, from Portland, Oregon know how to make some really great and rocking psyhedelic music filled with hints of pop and lots of rock-n-roll in the mix. I could not get enough of these guys! I regrettably missed their set but caught the last few songs. "Catepillar Playground" is an amazing song that will not get out of my head nor can I stop imagining all of the 3D sounds that hit me like a wall while I stood in the waaaaay back of the Mohawk straining to see these guys in action. I gotta see them again when they come into town. There weren't even posters left on the walls at the Mohawk for these guys after they played. All those hipsters tore them off before I could read their new album name, Apple's Arce.

Next up - The Brunettes representin' New Zealand.  I was dancing this whole set by a non-rotating fan in that muggy room at the Mohawk when these folks took the stage. Happy hand claps, triangles, and even a glockenspiel made the crowd move and all the tough guys dance around like little school girls. I especially loved the song Red Rollerskates and their cover of Lovesong by the Cure was absolutely sweet and smooth to hear on a rainy 09/11 night.  I swear The Brunettes have a new album that they have released on their own despite being signed to Lil' Chief Records and later I learned they belonged to SubPop in 2005.  Look out for these guys and gals because their poppy go lucky sound was addicting like red Popsicles on a hot summer day.

Throw Me the Statue took me by surprise.  I wasn't sure what I was expecting but I definitely didn't think I would become a HUGE fan after seeing these guys, much less listen to Creaturesque over and over again.  From Seattle, front man Scott Reitherman sang his heart out on the opener "Ancestors" and sweated a few buckets (I mentioned earlier that there was no rotating fan inside the Mohawk so only a few guys were hogging the air) on those in the front row.  "Ancestors", a song appropriately about Austin, Texas is definitely an ideal song to hear while riding your bike down Guadalupe on a Sunday afternoon - it makes you feel right at home.
Throw Me the Statue's new album. Creaturesque is all around a great album that makes you dance, clap your hands, and wanna give the guys next to you high fives for their high kicks during some of these songs on this album. I picked up my own copy of Creaturesque after the show and was able to compliment the band in person while they stuck around and talked to some of their fans. They were great live and the energy these guys had was so addicting that I could not stand still for very long after their first note.

Songs I couldn't stay put while standing super close to the front and my ears are still kinda ringing even 6 days later: "Hi-Fi Goon", "Waving at the Shore" and "Conquering Kids".

Thanks again to Austin Town Hall for opening my ears to three more GREAT bands that were VERY, VERY excellent live! :o) Great sound at the Mohawk that night too! Kudos to the front of house sound man!

More pictures by Rory Collins:

Guns of Navarone (Mohawk 09/16)

Last night I was invited out by Nathan from Fatback Circus to check out his friend Colby's band - Guns of Navarone. This 4-piece band had it's 2nd show in their music career and what a find to be booked at The Mohawk especially when Scion was sponsoring the bands that played this night. Also note that GoN are NOT a reggae dub band. There is currently another band out in this big ol world with the same name and they are definitely not as good as GoN I saw at the Mohawk last night.

The Guns of Navarone is the title of a book by Alistair McLean on WWII and later became a movie based on the novel. According to Wikipedia, the name Navarone is said to be taken from the Bay of Navarinon located in Southern Greece. The synopsis according to Wikipedia is defintiely compelling enough to add McLean's title to my list of books to read.

Despite the horrible and unmixed (& horribly blended or lack thereof) sound, courtesy of the slacking-at-the-sound-board sound guy, Guns of Navarone definitely struck me as a great band that has streaks of Built to Spill and The Promise Ring sound but add more of a country-folk style to those 2. The lyrics are plentiful and the melodies made me move and anticipate what other sounds/songs they had up their sleeves. To a nice crowd for a Thursday night at the Mohawk, including a constant screaming girl, Guns of Navarone definitely kept the Mohawk moving and nodding our heads to their beats. I even saw a number with a mandolin and these guys don't mess around with their slew of various guitars. I look forward to seeing what else these guys can do and catch them around town at other venues...hopefully with a sound guy who knows what the hell he is doing. (my ears are still ringing and not in a good way).

I am not sure when they play next but I will update with their next gigs as soon as I find out.   Guns of Navarone play at Red 7 on October 18th. Mark them iphoners and calendars (if you're old school like me).

Ween in Colorado! awesome sound, going down

First off, I had never been to Colorado.
This place has GREEN grass that is always wet in the mornings, doesn't break easily, and smells really really good! The trees are the tallest I have ever seen in my life and the mountains!!!!! oh man, the mountains were beautiful and looked fake!!!!

As a Texas gal, I don't think life could've gotten any better this past Labor Day weekend. It was definitely the best show I had ever been to. The Red Rocks Ampitheater was amazing too. I couldn't believe my eyes when we drove closer to the theater for some tailgating fun and pre-gaming in the parking lot. Man!!!! I was at a loss with words.

Ween is amazing live! I was definitely schooled while staying with a friend of some friends on what songs are great and what songs are absolutely amazing.

The Meat Puppets opened up for Ween and I must say, I was a little impressed by their ability to rock out. They went off! I think they sounded great on that stage and was a good act to open for Ween.

On to Ween - first off, amazing! Their light show alone was ridiculous and the sound was clear and precise. I heard them from three different areas in the amphitheater - 5th row, 33rd row, and house top. It was a bit windy up at the top so the sound would get carried away into the Denver skyline but I didn't mind. The best sound was defintiely 33rd row. The best view was house top where you could see the skyline and Ween making the crowd move and pump their arms in the air. The drummer was really great! I learned that their set list was all over the map and had many songs from The Pod being played. The newer stuff was my favorite for sure and was anticipating Awesome Sound song but it made the set list. The encore was amazing and fog, fog everywhere!!!!!

I wish I had my camera to have taken pictures but before the show I ran off into the restricted area of the red rocks and had some fun taking in the fresh air and red scenery while my friend played his newly purchased 1970's $20 clarinet. I was sad my camera and phone was locked in the car we hitched a ride in because everyone was in the venue already holding it down on row 33.

Ween amazed me and I think I am now a big time fan of their music. I was happy to have seen them live before really diving deep into their albums. After all if they ain't good live then...well, luckily Ween was EXCELLENT live!

I need to catch Ween if ever they come have another tour again (I heard many fans at the show say this was their last one). I can definitely tell you I will be back in Colorado again for sure. That place is addicting.

Long live Ween!

The Belmont, Brad, and 2 dollar beer

I am just in from The Belmont tonight. I was invited out by a dear friend and taken to see his dear friend, Bill, play with a couple of other guys. Bill had some really awesome songs about Keystone Light all paired with a nice banjo sound :)! Bill was great!

First off, you ever been to The Belmont? This place is swanky and the fact there is hardly ever a cover and the inside of the bar makes it a place I could definitely hang out and throw back a few beers. The inside has this 60's mobster era feel with vinyl pierced backseated boothes and palm trees outside on the bottom and top patio. The area in front of the outdoor, silver lined stage is easy on the eyes and small enough to where it's got an intimate feel.
i am telling you. this place can kick some ass live if you have the right band!

word on the street is Fatback Circus will be playing at The Belmont come October on the Thursday before ACL Fest! Nice eh? I believe it is the Perfect Pants CD release party. i am there, yo!

As my dear friend and I walked closer to The Belmont we realized the sound was bouncing off the Chase building and the parking garage across the street all the way into our ears even 3 blocks away. This place has a nice board, sound system, patio, and great seating!! the 2 buck Lonestars were definitely nice and I would've stayed more but apparently they ran out of Lonestars.
boo. I kinda think they were lying.

Also, I got a card with an invitation to a Thursday night at The Belmont for Ladies Night. Now, I will tell you that as a feminist I hate any kind of promotion for wet t-shirt contests, "ladies night" or strip off's but The Belmont was nice enough that.... well, I think I am down with coming with 5 of my friends and getting a free beer or drink w that card the waitress gave me! anyone wanna accompany me? (although I think I might have to bring ladies....either way, I have some wigs.)

Brad from Juniors off of 29th street - yeah...i liked your charm, accent, and the fact you are a beer monkey. :o) sorry I called your Greg but I swear that is what you said. Let's find each other again soon! :o) We were cut off by your friends and mine too.

Let's sit on stage at ACL!.What do you say?

Austin City Limits Music Festival is just around the corner. I cannot wait!!!

Yeah Yeah Yeah's just got added to the line-up after the Beastie Boys dropped out due to Adam's diagnosis.
I know Karen O and the guys will definitely rock Austin out that night. Heck yeah!
Last time I tried to check out the YYY's, I was working ridiculous hours while at 666 Flags and wasn't able to make it to Stubb's to watch such a monumental band.

So, ACL Facebook is having a contest to win Friday VIP seats on stage! All you gotta do is figure out what top 5 bands you wanna see on Friday, make a custom schedule for the bands you wanna catch on the ACL website, then post it on the ACL Facebook page! I already did it so why don't you increase our chances of getting that special spot on stage so I can be your best friend forever and we can intently watch some of the best acts to play Austin City Limits Music Festival from the best spot at Zilker Park.
do it!
you know you wanna....

here are mine:

Mel's Top 5 MUST-SEE (I ain't missing these) Friday Bands:
1. Yeah Yeah Yeah's (awwww yeah!)
2. Andrew Bird
3. Dr. Dog (i can never get enough)
4. Daniel Johnston (hi, how are you?)
5. Blizten Trapper

http://2009.aclfestival.com/85283/schedule/2009/10/02